Go Emma!

Today my beautiful niece Miss Emma is swimming in her District Division 1 swim meet.  I want to wish her good luck!  I'm so proud of what you've accomplished already.  Let's all send Miss Emma some positive thoughts this afternoon.  I woke up this morning with the feeling that things are going to go well.  She's worked hard to get where she is.  My advise to her was to just breath and let the hard work pay off.  Miss Emma just believe in yourself . . . we're all out here cheering for you!

xoxo

Murder Most Foul

The other night, le husband and I came home to discover that a murder had taken place in our home while we were out. It was quite a shock to walk into our home and discover the victim lying on our living room floor!

The victim, Ted E. Bear, was an upstanding member of the community. There was no apparent motive for this murder since Ted was described by most people as an extremely “cuddly” guy. He lived a quiet life, didn’t bother anyone and was always ready to comfort a friend.

Please excuse the graphic crime scene photo of the victim:

There are three suspects to this gruesome murder. All three suspects were in the home at the same time as the victim. Meet the suspects:

Tarquin – The Queen “B”. Known to be quite assertive when her reign as queen is threatened. According to Tarquin “Ted and I were simple acquaintances . . . we didn’t associate in the same social circles”.

 



Clancy – The Player. Lover to anyone willing to rub his belly. Clancy commented “Ted E. and I were friends. We hung out together and he was great company whenever I wanted to sneak in a cat nap. The guy was a great cuddler!”

Keely – The Kid. The tough and street-smart kid, who came from the wrong side of the tracks. Keely was the closest to Ted E. and they played together on a regular basis. Keely was overheard saying “That Ted is so adorable I could just eat him up”!

So who do you think is the guilty party?